I'm on lunch break. I wasn't fired, but Mr. Kyle was Mr. Angry when I got in. I had to finish cleaning up the goo, as everyone else was afraid to go near it. I got some more on me... I gotta learn to be more careful.
No, I haven't told anyone about my powers. I know enough that that's supposed to be a secret. I don't want anyone to know more than they have to. Otherwise, my arch nemesis(once I get one) will use them to get to me.
I'm in the process of trying out different ideas to see what powers I do have. I know I have the super hearing thing, and I'm really fast. My poor dog couldn't keep up with me this morning, and she's usually dragging me along in her wake. I tried going invisible, but everyone pretty much ignores me anyway so I can't tell if it's worked or not, and I'm too embarrassed to ask. I sort of tried to fly in the parking lot by jumping, but I didn't want to look too crazy, so I may try jumping off my apartment building tonight to see if that works. Wish me luck!
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Yay! I have super powers!
- 4/12/2010 09:30:00 PM
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Well, I got super powers today. That was unexpected. I'd never particularly thought about getting them, but there you go. I am just a mild mannered sales clerk at a left hand store. I'm right handed. Maybe that has changed with my powers... nope.
I accepted a shipment of a growing green substance. I think it was meant for our store. I picked it up and spilled it all over the warehouse(I call it warehouse, it's really more like a closet)floor. I really should check hazmat warning labels more carefully as I sopped up the glowing goo with a left handed paper towel. Some of it... well a lot of it... got on my hands I and forgot to wash it off before lunch, so I'm sure I consumed some of it too. I started feeling a little woozy so I went home early. I passed out as soon as I got home, and when I awoke, I felt super.
I think I may be in trouble, because I forgot to tell my boss I was leaving early and there were like 6 messages on my answering machine while I was napping. I hope I still have a job. I'll let you know tomorrow when I find out.
I accepted a shipment of a growing green substance. I think it was meant for our store. I picked it up and spilled it all over the warehouse(I call it warehouse, it's really more like a closet)floor. I really should check hazmat warning labels more carefully as I sopped up the glowing goo with a left handed paper towel. Some of it... well a lot of it... got on my hands I and forgot to wash it off before lunch, so I'm sure I consumed some of it too. I started feeling a little woozy so I went home early. I passed out as soon as I got home, and when I awoke, I felt super.
I think I may be in trouble, because I forgot to tell my boss I was leaving early and there were like 6 messages on my answering machine while I was napping. I hope I still have a job. I'll let you know tomorrow when I find out.
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