Super Irving

I'm on lunch break. I wasn't fired, but Mr. Kyle was Mr. Angry when I got in. I had to finish cleaning up the goo, as everyone else was afraid to go near it. I got some more on me... I gotta learn to be more careful.

No, I haven't told anyone about my powers. I know enough that that's supposed to be a secret. I don't want anyone to know more than they have to. Otherwise, my arch nemesis(once I get one) will use them to get to me.

I'm in the process of trying out different ideas to see what powers I do have. I know I have the super hearing thing, and I'm really fast. My poor dog couldn't keep up with me this morning, and she's usually dragging me along in her wake. I tried going invisible, but everyone pretty much ignores me anyway so I can't tell if it's worked or not, and I'm too embarrassed to ask. I sort of tried to fly in the parking lot by jumping, but I didn't want to look too crazy, so I may try jumping off my apartment building tonight to see if that works. Wish me luck!

Woke up way too early this morning. It's hard to sleep when you have super hearing and can hear EVERYTHING, especially the surprisingly frisky little old couple three apartments down. WOW! Think I need some industrial strength ear plugs!

Walked the dog, quickly, and now off to work to see how angry Mr. Kyle is. Not only did I leave early yesterday without telling him, but I think I also left that glowing green goo sitting out without a caution sign. Whoops!

I'm going out to eat with the parents tonight, so that's why the early post. It's a free meal so I can't complain, but I hope we do Italian.