Super Irving

Yeah... I can't fly. I got home from work, got on the roof of my apartment building(luckily only 2 stories) and tried to fly off of it, after standing on the edge for about half an hour thinking about it. In Douglas Adam's The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy he says flying is throwing yourself at the ground and repeatedly missing. Unfortunately my aim is perfect and I hit the ground every time. Yes, I tried it multiple times. Luckily my pain tolerance is super high.

To make matters worse, I was seen jumping off the roof(several times) and the police were called and told that a man was trying to commit suicide several times, so I had a lot of questions to answer to them. They were pretty nice to me, if a little confused by what had happened.

Well, I'm off to work early, because since my boss, Mr. Kyle is ticked off at me, I have to do inventory today. I can't wait to count all the left handed postcards.

I'm on lunch break. I wasn't fired, but Mr. Kyle was Mr. Angry when I got in. I had to finish cleaning up the goo, as everyone else was afraid to go near it. I got some more on me... I gotta learn to be more careful.

No, I haven't told anyone about my powers. I know enough that that's supposed to be a secret. I don't want anyone to know more than they have to. Otherwise, my arch nemesis(once I get one) will use them to get to me.

I'm in the process of trying out different ideas to see what powers I do have. I know I have the super hearing thing, and I'm really fast. My poor dog couldn't keep up with me this morning, and she's usually dragging me along in her wake. I tried going invisible, but everyone pretty much ignores me anyway so I can't tell if it's worked or not, and I'm too embarrassed to ask. I sort of tried to fly in the parking lot by jumping, but I didn't want to look too crazy, so I may try jumping off my apartment building tonight to see if that works. Wish me luck!